Lazy Harvey: Oh dear, not another post to write! Oh, the soulless drudgery, the arduous toiling in blood and tears!

Hardworking Harvey: Now, this blog hasn't been updated for ages (1 week) and we own it to the readers (if any) and ourselves that we write about what happened since we came back from Australia.

Lazy Harvey: I'd rather sleep. zzZZZ

Hardworking Harvey: Or do some work.

Lazy Harvey: Not that we haven't worked. It's so tiring after watching so many movies, drama series, animes, and porn. What a strenuous effort that requires undivided attention.

Hardworking Harvey: That is why we should blog instead. Isn't it boring just doing nothing but play, play, play? I mean, come on, we've watched like a bazillions of stuff already.

Lazy Harvey: Nah, it's nothing. We've only watched uh.... Oh, forget it, squeezing our brain..murdering those poor little braincells..... is a sacrilegious crime!

Hardworking Harvey: The end justify the means, my dear. Besides, there hasn't been much blood-circulation in the brain to provide a hospitable environment to the cells anyway. Now, not including all those gay porns, we've watched...

• Monster House
• Snakes On A Plane
• Click
• The Wild
• Memoirs Of a Geisha
• Legally Blonde 2
• Will & Grace, season 1 and 7
• Tsubasa Chronicle
• Bleach
• Yakitate Japan (finished)

Lazy Harvey: See, that's not a lot.

Hardworking Harvey: Well, we've also listened to some illegally downloaded music.

Lazy Harvey: Yeah, as much as I hate to admit that, I found Paris Hilton's songs lovely. If not for her mediocre voice and stupid lyrics, I think the catchy tunes are top-notch, at least they got me listening to every songs without skipping. It was such an elephantine task to skip songs in Christina Aguilera's newest album, in search of a good song.

Hardworking Harvey: Well, we did manage to find one, Save Me From Myself. Hey, we really need to save ourselves from rotting like this. We had achived nothing these days. So empty, so...

Lazy Harvey: Wonderful! Ah, we're starting uni another one week anyway. Let's waste time to the fullest! BTW, we did achive something, we've just failed in baking a banana bread, and done the unmentionable.

Hardworking Harvey: Shhh.... you're not supposed to say that.

Lazy Harvey: Oh, yeah. But who cares, it's your job to write about "that" anyway.

Hardworking Harvey: I don't know how to write about what happened... I was planning to write a narrative about it, something like a literature, Shakespeare if you will, but I realized my English is not good enough for that.

Lazy Harvey: What the heck! Why take so much trouble? Nevermind, just relax and focus on something you can do. It's raining now and the air is cool. Let's have a cozy nap.

Hardworking Harvey: Oh dear, not another nap to sleep through! Oh, the soulless drudgery, the arduous toiling in blood and tears!