One day, Prince Charming was washing his dick when showering. He was intrigued as he felt a round bead-like substance on the side. He took a look. It's a small little painless tumour. He wondered if it was skin cancer. He also wondered if it has something to do with having masturbated 3 times before the shower that day (damn those porn). He was too embarrassed to sought his fairy godmother for help, and could only wait and see, after trimming away all those pubic hair. 2 days later, Prince Charming was delighted. He became pretty sure the tumour was benign as it was healing after releasing pus.
"What a relief," he thought, "I can now go back to watching porn."
And so he lives happily ever after.
The End.
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